笑林广记：我为什么次次如期归来
原载《解放军报》，新华社全文转发。这里是人民网的链接。
据说古根汉姆回复如下：
Thank you for your information. The story told by Dr. Xue has been created from a sick mind. There is absolutely no truth in it. On the contrary, Dr. Xue was a very weak collaborator. His name appears on one publication only. As Dr. Xue was not able to contribute to the laboratory, we did send him back to China to collect clinical samples.I believe that he did this job alright. This is the reason why he is a co-author of this one paper.
[译文：谢谢您提供的消息。薛博士所讲的故事是一个有病的心理所编造的。它绝对不包含任何真实性。相反的，薛博士是一名很差劲的合作者。他的名字仅出现在一篇论文中。由于薛博士不能对本实验室有所贡献，我们将他送回中国去采集临床样本。我相信这项工作他做得还可以。这就是为什么他是这篇论文的合作者。]
见得太多了，不予置评。
